NetLice
A useless person on the internet who takes up valuable bandwidth and/or takes up a good spot in a chat room.
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being caught lying (or outright bullshitting) by not keeping your bullshit consistent across all websites or social networking sites and/or forums.
Mary told her friends on Facebook that she was home sick tonight -- but then Tweeted that she was out at a club, and found herself caught in a netlie.
netlie by BeverlyKnows May 7, 2010
Netlife
1.(n.) Having another life on the internet completely seperate from real life. Investing so much time over the internet, it becomes a lifestyle. Being on the internet for countless hours every day and adopting a new life.
2. Netlively(adj.)Having the quality of a netlife.
2. Netlively(adj.)Having the quality of a netlife.
1. Her real life as an akward, ugly geek was nothing compared to her netlife as a crazy, outgoing skater chick.
Those chat room games like Yoville are for people who have netlives.
2. He is not a very netlively person, even though he knows so much about computers.
Those chat room games like Yoville are for people who have netlives.
2. He is not a very netlively person, even though he knows so much about computers.
Netlife by jelloloooo March 17, 2011
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026