Netáhlíno Panicitida

Commonly known as The Extreme virginity behaviour syndrome.

Loosely translated from Czech language as Ain'tpullo Virginitidus, is a rare disease that affects (mostly) men in ages between 16 and 23. I has not yet been discovered by public and medical proffesionals, therefore it's not yet fully researched. However, a group of Czech analysts, who discovered it, did some research and found out about its drastic symptoms (simptoms).

Person rather chooses to ditch previously set up plans with the boys, only to be with his partner, which directly violates the first and the most important rule of the Bro code: "Bros before hoes." Also he can't go anywhere without his partner.

This was discovered by a company of a few Czech intelectuals, who started to see these symptoms on one of the boys.

Patient zero: codename "Nyprd"

A: "Jde s námi hrát counter-strike?" (Is he gonna play Counter-Strike with us?)
B: "Ne, trápí ho Netáhlíno Panicitida." (No, he probably has Ain'tpullo Virginitidus.)
A: "Panic." (Virgin.)

Netáhlíno Panicitida by Tomáš Petržela December 14, 2021