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putting toilet paper down on a public toilet seat before you put your bare ass on the seat
Before sitting on a public toilet I Nested
nested by Jimmy poo September 5, 2015
Words you can keep
Something that is totally at home (a bird's nest). Something that is very well thought out and fits perfectly; reference to Adobe Flash (and OOPs programming in general) movieclips where one top level object contains several others, these objects are said to be nested.
That idea is well nested!
nested by Garry Samett November 25, 2007

Nested dream 

When you awake in another dream, and think it's reality.
I awoke because of earthquake ruining my house, then I saw in window two bycicles riding on rainbow, I was not sure if I'm still dreaming or not. Then I awoke for real and realized it was nested dream… it looked so real!
Nested dream by Antoxa June 14, 2011

nested loops 

"What are nested loops?"
"A loop inside of a loop dude!"
nested loops by YasQween May 23, 2018

Nested Turtle 

1. When the head of the pecker protrudes into the shaft creating a image like a turtles head hiding in its shell.
“As the winter began in pecker town, all the men started to feel a strange sensation. Owen asked why his weiner appeared to look like a turtle hiding in his shell. Vagman, (the man with the 12 inch shlong) Shouted, Hahahaha you have a nice nested turtle going.”
Nested Turtle by CammyAlva June 24, 2018

Nested Kiss 

1) A kiss that takes place during the release of of a hug.
2) A kiss that takes place directly after a hug, when your bodies part, but still when your heads are close together.
1)While I was hugging her I decided that this was my last chance to make a move, so I went for the nested kiss.

2) Nested kisses are the worst; I can't believe he landed a nested kiss on me.
Nested Kiss by 11235813853211 November 24, 2011

Robins Nested 

When a girl teases a guy so much that he gets so turned on and his balls start to hurt... because nothing happens

robins nest = blue eggs = blue balls
Nerissa didn't let Marc finish he got robins nested
Robins Nested by nerarc July 10, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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