nested 

putting toilet paper down on a public toilet seat before you put your bare ass on the seat

Before sitting on a public toilet I Nested

nested by Jimmy poo September 5, 2015

nested 

Something that is totally at home (a bird's nest). Something that is very well thought out and fits perfectly; reference to Adobe Flash (and OOPs programming in general) movieclips where one top level object contains several others, these objects are said to be nested.

That idea is well nested!

nested by Garry Samett November 25, 2007

Nested dream 

When you awake in another dream, and think it's reality.

I awoke because of earthquake ruining my house, then I saw in window two bycicles riding on rainbow, I was not sure if I'm still dreaming or not. Then I awoke for real and realized it was nested dream… it looked so real!

Nested dream by Antoxa June 14, 2011

nested loops 

A loop inside of a loop

"What are nested loops?"
"A loop inside of a loop dude!"

nested loops by YasQween May 23, 2018

Nested Turtle 

1. When the head of the pecker protrudes into the shaft creating a image like a turtles head hiding in its shell.

“As the winter began in pecker town, all the men started to feel a strange sensation. Owen asked why his weiner appeared to look like a turtle hiding in his shell. Vagman, (the man with the 12 inch shlong) Shouted, Hahahaha you have a nice nested turtle going.”

Nested Turtle by CammyAlva June 24, 2018

Nested Kiss 

1) A kiss that takes place during the release of of a hug.
2) A kiss that takes place directly after a hug, when your bodies part, but still when your heads are close together.

1)While I was hugging her I decided that this was my last chance to make a move, so I went for the nested kiss.

2) Nested kisses are the worst; I can't believe he landed a nested kiss on me.

Nested Kiss by 11235813853211 November 24, 2011

Robins Nested 

When a girl teases a guy so much that he gets so turned on and his balls start to hurt... because nothing happens

robins nest = blue eggs = blue balls

Nerissa didn't let Marc finish he got robins nested

Robins Nested by nerarc July 10, 2010