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aye bro i nessed some bud from my dad i can smoke you out
nessed by Teddis April 22, 2018
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Finessed but in a short-term to make yourself cooler
Ryan: Are you going to the beach on Wednesday?
Me: No
Ryan: ok

Me: Nessed I am going
nessed by T7_Blank August 12, 2018
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aye bro i nessed some bud from my dad i can smoke you out
nessed by Teddis April 22, 2018
a short way of sayingfinessed
aye, I just ‘nessed dat grandma. WAY too funny.
nessed by liluzirouge_ May 8, 2018

Taking A Nesselrodt 

The act of deficating while on the clock at work. The extreme Nesselrodter will think nothing of entering the building in the morning, clocking in, and immediately hitting the bathroom. The longer you take the better as no Nesselrodt should last less than 30 minutes. A skilled Nesselrodter can expect to earn about 15% - 20% of his yearly pay while seated comfortably on the throne.
Man that food I ate for lunch didn't agree with me...I'll be taking a Nesselrodt if you need me.

I made $10,000 last year just Taking A Nesselrodt.
A combination of the word New and Used to describe a used item aquired by a new owner. The item is new to the new owner although it has already been used by a previous owner.
I bought a newsed car last week, how do you like it?
Newsed by on March 29, 2019

nessecary 

So, you just spelled necessary wrong so y'know like why are you living?
"I might kill 3 people today"
"I don't think that is nessecary"
*read 8:53*
nessecary by Broken1210 September 14, 2019
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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