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Nerdowhale 

Nér-du-well

fat fuck pos loser who basically sucks at life
personality traits. Social follower, can’t seem to do anything right. Didn’t graduate high school, lives at home plays games all day doesn’t work. And loves to complain about everything

Yooh that
Should we invite Mitch gibbons to this party?
Why? He’s just gonna drink and smoke our shit while making everyone else uncomfortable. + he says inappropriate things, ehh... he’s such a nerdowhale. I’d rather help my mom jerkoff than have listen to his complaining
Nerdowhale by FilthyRich July 18, 2019
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nerdophile 

someone who is attracted to nerds.
a "nerd lover"

"how can you like that total geek??? all she does is talk about experiments!"

"it's okay -- i'm a nerdophile!"
nerdophile by danielleik April 26, 2006
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nerdophile 

someone who is attracted to nerds.
a "nerd lover"
"how can you like that total geek??? all she does is talk about experiments!"

"it's okay -- i'm a nerdophile!"
nerdophile by danielleik July 25, 2008
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