Nerds whose level of nerdism is so extreme that they have difficulty performing or are not actually able to perform routine tasks requiring normal levels of eye-hand coordination (i.e., drinking from a cup); whole-body coordination (i.e., walking); social interaction (i.e., casual conversation), etc.

Hey, dude, that guy trying to eat the egg fu yung over there is so nerdicapped that he just stuck a chopstick through his glasses!

That nerd is so nerdicapped he just fell over sideways while walking out of astrophysics class!

That guy is so nerdicapped he just stuck his latte up his friend's ass while trying to drink it!

Did you here about poor ol' Cuthbert? He's so nerdicapped he ripped his cock in half jacking-off to a rerun of Knight Rider!

That nerdicapped dude started to say something when that lady asked him where the water fountain was but then he started to make a high-pitched sound, apparently crapped his pants thoroughly and then ran away crying and hid behind a pile of math books.

nerdicapped by Red Shillelagh August 15, 2009

Related Words

Nerdica • nerdical • Nerdicans • nerdicapped • nerdication • nerdcave • nerdcation • Nardical • Nardican • Nerdcast

Nerdiac

übernerd; extreme nerd; nerd of nerds

The term nerd is relative. Example: I know a lot about computers and gadgets, so therefore a lot of my friends and relatives consider me a "nerd". But i know how little i actually know, and i myself consult some very wise and nerdy types on certain issues. So if i'm a nerd - what are they? Hence: Nerdiac.

Frink from The Simpsons is a nerdiac.

Nerdiac by Don G. November 29, 2004

Nerdioactive

The property of a top level nerd, characterized by extraordinary programming skills, white skin (a.k.a programmer's tan) and extremely sophisticated...almost not funny jokes. It is believed that Nerdioactive humans emmit a faint light Nerdioactive auraand use binary code in order to think properly

Man, Antonio is really nerdioactive!
I met him the other day in the bus and he was trying to impress the hottie next to him with jokes about C++!!!

Nerdioactive by Gpehli July 30, 2007

Nerdicle

Somebody that is weird,or a "square"

Your such a nerdicle

Nerdicle by Cdawgz March 11, 2017

nerdiculous

A thing or a person that apart from being ridiculous, it's also nerd.

A: I've lost 3Kg playing Wii Fit for a month!
B: Dude, you're nerdiculous.

nerdiculous by Kordian April 11, 2008

nerdicler

Noun: 1. One who could be classified as a nerd, but exhibits the quality of an athlete as well. 2. A jock or an athlete who has subtle and discrete nerd tendencies.

Robert is a nerdicler; he is really athletic but he also indulges in World of Warcraft.

Jim is a nerdicler; he hides his MMORPG addiction from his friends, who all know him as a studly jock.

nerdicler by Andrew Stephen Miller March 27, 2008

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026