nep-k-ling
A person who is simultaneously your nephew and your sibling. Formed when your brother and your mother have a child together.
A person who is simultaneously your nephew and your sibling. Formed when your brother and your mother have a child together.
by Fligsters May 11, 2025
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Nephlings are the delightful creatures you can adore and play with and who look up to you, but whose diapers you don't have to change and whose tantrums are not your problem. The warm feeling you get from seeing your nephlings is unconscious gratification that your genes are being passed on (indirectly) to the next generation, without any effort of your own.
Nephlings are the delightful creatures you can adore and play with and who look up to you, but whose diapers you don't have to change and whose tantrums are not your problem. The warm feeling you get from seeing your nephlings is unconscious gratification that your genes are being passed on (indirectly) to the next generation, without any effort of your own.
How many nephlings do you have? How many of those are nieces? Anyway, my nephlings are cuter than yours.
by Acheté July 12, 2007
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Is your brother's son the first of your nephlings?
Is your brother's son the first of your nephlings?
by phillim9 November 11, 2011
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John: Hey Joe. Have you seen this picture of my nephlings?
Joe: *throat punches John*
John: *dies because he was stupid*
Joe: *throat punches John*
John: *dies because he was stupid*
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