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Neopaganism 

A convenient "religion" for secular humanists to pretend to follow, without compromising their actual overarching worldview, which is humanism, so that they can larp as religious people without having to find an actual religion to follow (namely Christianity.) Attracts all sorts of dysgenic folks such as troons, sodomites, furries, climate activists, etc. Weird obsession with divination and witchcraft (probably because these people already have demons inside them.) People who adhere to this "religion" hate Christianity with a burning passion, although their hatred essentially boils down to dissatisfaction with actual moral values, due to their postmodernist conditioning by broader society, and because Christianity expects you to live a life of virtue and discipline, which nihilistic hedonists hate. They also equate all of Christianity to Evangelical Christianity which betrays the fact they lack historical knowledge of the Christian faith, which encompasses many different churches and traditions that are not Evangelical. They also act as if being forced to go to church by their fundamentalist Evangelical parents, without even really reading the Bible seriously or taking the faith seriously at all, somehow means they've had "experience" as a Christian and can reliably decide that it's false. Wicca is the most popular form of Neopaganism.
Neopagan: "Yo dude, you should totally come join me, we're gonna engage in a Wiccan ritual tonight, and try to summon some demons!"

Based Christian: "No thanks, I reject Neopaganism. Christ is King, Wicca is gay and Satanic."
Neopaganism by awdfawfweafg May 10, 2025

Anunno-Igigi Neopaganism 

Anunno-Igigi Neopaganism, also, Anunno-Igigi Zuism or Anunnoigigism, is a form of Zuism and Anunnakism characterized by the cult of the Anunnas and Igigi with an equal focus between both. Anunno-igigi neopaganism also believes that the anunnas and the igigi are species, that of rivals, nowadays they are allies and both cooperate with each other and defend the equal cult of both species. Anunno-igigi neopaganism also seeks to unite the teachings and knowledge of the Anunnas and the Igigi seeking to create a synthesis between the two and a better understanding of both.
Anunno-Igigi Neopaganism is well known by believing that both Anunnas and Igigi are allied species and both cooperate with each other.

Neoboganism

The state of being willfully and happily ignorant of your surroundings and not caring about what is going on in the world, or even the local communtiy. Includes current politcal ideas, information about your local area, current local, national or global issues etc.

Being in a state of neoboganism can leave an idividual defenceless and open to being taken advantage of.
"That guy got totally ripped off by that guy and doesnt even know about it."
"Thats neoboganism for you."
Neoboganism by phenom007 October 23, 2009

Neoveganism 

A modification of veganism that only disallows the consumption of animal products that are made by or acquired through harming an animal in anyway, including ethical slaughter. As such, it does not prohibit the consumption of dairy or honey unless gotten from a source that mistreats the animals it is acquired from. This still prohibits the consumption of meat, fertilized eggs (and sometimes unfertilized eggs depending on the interpretation), and products made with animal labor. Some neovegans will eat unfertilized eggs as long as they are ethically sourced.
I practice neoveganism so I will still eat honey as the bees are usually not mistreated.
Neoveganism by Shugunou July 12, 2023
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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