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Nelson’d 

When a person will do anything for something that is FREE!
Man he was at the bar all day nursing that glass of ice before he “nelson’d” that guy into buying him a drink!
Nelson’d by WallGuy December 3, 2020
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Nelson’d 

When you try to pour a drink and someone gets shorted.
Oh man, you totally Nelsond.
Nelson’d by Itsathinh March 24, 2022

nelson d 

Aye yo, little gay nigga Nelson D
nelson d by Gabriel Cipion February 28, 2019

D-Nelson 

The act of jumping off something and breaking a bone. Most commonly occurs at High School rock concerts.
1: Wow! He just jumped off that 1 foot riser and fell, is he okay?
2:He'll be fine, he just pulled a D-Nelson.
D-Nelson by J Bagels May 25, 2009
A very sexy man who pulls a lot of lady’s. Also kind, caring, sweet, funny person typically quiet calm and collected, but once comfortable wild and obnoxious
D'Nelson is so handsome🤭
D'Nelson by El-chupa chupa November 21, 2023

nelson dick size 

Nelson’s dick is a mega monster .
Size 20 inch
How was Nelson last night: person 1
It was great : person 2
Nelson dick size :

is a mega monster
nelson dick size by Yay a yay June 3, 2018

Nelson Dicks 

A rather retarded cross-dresser who does love to smoke cock (and the random cigar at times). Gets his meals by looking through other peoples rubbish bins.
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