Nelq
Nelq by samson.nite October 27, 2024
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Nelqing
The art of creating a smaller penis through crushing excercises for months and years. The erect penis is pressed to a solid surface a specific number of times , near orgasm, rock-busters are encouraged. The number of crushings is over 110...then a rest...then another 110. Some men have claimed this gives them a smaller penis , but some men have come forward to show the actual results.
The Academy of Nelqing in Scottsdale, AZ, has classes for very dis functional men who nelq each other (with an assigned partner) and in many cases (most of them) way over into orgasms, so that the Academy classroom walls are covered with sperm (like it’s counter part Jelqing). The Academy also offers classes in 'the techniques of the “Low T (testosterone) Zone Arousal” and other such delights combined with the art of the nelqing. Nelqing does create a situation of male-bonding particularily when the therapy gives the penis a release and orgasm to have everyone else in class has to dive in the jizz pool.
The Academy of Nelqing in Scottsdale, AZ, has classes for very dis functional men who nelq each other (with an assigned partner) and in many cases (most of them) way over into orgasms, so that the Academy classroom walls are covered with sperm (like it’s counter part Jelqing). The Academy also offers classes in 'the techniques of the “Low T (testosterone) Zone Arousal” and other such delights combined with the art of the nelqing. Nelqing does create a situation of male-bonding particularily when the therapy gives the penis a release and orgasm to have everyone else in class has to dive in the jizz pool.
I've been Nelqing my cock for so long and it's still a hard 4” ...but I keep nelqing because gender transition surgery is too expensive for my son.
Nelqing by Th3RacoonMan March 4, 2024
Stink lines
As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
schmegegge
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008
eye bleach
Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Stroad
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012