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negative iq

invisible beam produced by dumb people that makes you feel dumber
all kpop stans have negative iq

infinitely negative iq 

People who are beyond stupid and are just oblivious to anything. They do the most mindless things ever. They don’t know how to function at all. They can’t even do the simplest things to help their own team. They suck at every game they touch and they should never play a video game again.
“Holy crap that guy has infinitely negative iq“
“How is it possible to have infinitely negative iq?”
“What is she doing? she must have infinitely negative iq”
“Man the people on roblox imposter have less than infinitely negative iq”

NegativeIQitis 

when a human lacks intelligence or IQ's
My brother has NegativeIQitis
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