aiden: Holy fucking shit. I want to bang Jessica so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to class I get a massive fucking erection. My dreams are nothing but constant primal animalistic sex with Jessica. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those sperm should've been fertilized inside of Jessica's tight ass pussy. I want her to have my babies.
max: you down nefarious
Cuckolding someone. The protagonist forces a love interest who is already in a relationship with a third party into a physical relationship, and the love interest comes to like it over time, thus either cheating or breaking up with their original partner.
I just started reading this netori VN and I can't wait to fuck that asshole's girl.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.