When a mans weiner is soft and he inserts it into a folded napkin and wiggles it around to make it hard and then proceeds to stick his junk into his own mouth and Suck it until he jizzes all over and squirts it out his nose.
When Josh got turned down by Bethany he decided to lock himself in his mothers bathroom and neenerstast as he cried uncontrollably.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'