A Neems is an overly sexual, ferocious, out of control, mythical woodlands creature. Neems are typically seen frolicking about in vacant forest and meadows.

If you live far away from town it is paramount that you lock all doors and windows to prevent a Neems from destroying and or raping you.

Neems by AwwYEahhhhh December 27, 2011

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neeuts

a plural version of nut also commonley used by cartman from south park and dallis hayes

id watch out if i were you i heared dallis hayes is going to kick you right square in the neeuts

im gunna kick you right square in the neeuts kyle

neeuts by dallis hayes February 22, 2008

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NEETS

An acronym for 'North East Enduro Tour Series'. A racing series dedicated to endurance races by stock cars, with a race schedule revolving around holidays. A very popular racing division and rapidly growing in the PA area. Also associated with the 'Holiday Stock Car Series'.

NEETS is the future of Enduro Racing.

The most fun you'll have in the front seat of a car is at a NEETS race.

NEETS by Joe Cutri July 16, 2008

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neets

Fantastic unreal tournament player.

Also fab all round lady

my god thats neets.........n-e-e-t-s

neets by dainty dane February 19, 2003

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