A Neems is an overly sexual, ferocious, out of control, mythical woodlands creature. Neems are typically seen frolicking about in vacant forest and meadows.
If you live far away from town it is paramount that you lock all doors and windows to prevent a Neems from destroying and or raping you.
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The original party, held at Aneesh's, hence the name Neeshfest. Reached page 3 of the London Evening Standard. Took place on the 30th of January, 2010.
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Get the Neesha mug.When visiting a museum or gallery, you will encounter at least one Museum Nemesis. These are the people that you see over and over again that inconvenience you repeatedly during your visit. You can tell your Museum Nemesis by some of the following traits:
-They will prevent you from seeing displays by getting up close to them, blocking your view
-They often bump into you by stepping backwards without looking. They will rarely apologise or even make eye contact after doing so
-You will never lose them. Even when you think you've lost them, they'll turn up at the next display you wish to look at
-When visiting the museum cafe they will be in front of you in the queue. They will almost certainly take the item you wanted, and it will be the last one
You museum nemesis can often be defeated by an 'accidental' tripping down some stairs. Museum stairs are often made from marble or other very hard stone.
-They will prevent you from seeing displays by getting up close to them, blocking your view
-They often bump into you by stepping backwards without looking. They will rarely apologise or even make eye contact after doing so
-You will never lose them. Even when you think you've lost them, they'll turn up at the next display you wish to look at
-When visiting the museum cafe they will be in front of you in the queue. They will almost certainly take the item you wanted, and it will be the last one
You museum nemesis can often be defeated by an 'accidental' tripping down some stairs. Museum stairs are often made from marble or other very hard stone.
Jim: That stupid bitch got in my way AGAIN!
Bob: Yeah man, that's your Museum Nemesis
Jim: How I get rid of her?
Bob: Trip her down some stairs, that's how I got rid of mine
Jim: You mean that screaming kid you said just fell over?
Bob: That's the one!
Jim: ...Awesome!
Bob: Yeah man, that's your Museum Nemesis
Jim: How I get rid of her?
Bob: Trip her down some stairs, that's how I got rid of mine
Jim: You mean that screaming kid you said just fell over?
Bob: That's the one!
Jim: ...Awesome!
by Danno81 June 8, 2010
Get the Museum Nemesis mug.Company speak used by slop-badgering managers to mean "We're going to shaft you up the arse because we can!". Normally used to justify business decisions that have no justification, or rhtyme or reason for that matter.
by Eric Wood May 5, 2005
Get the Business Needs mug.The epitome of the term "badass." One who can overcome any obstacle while kicking large quantities of ass. Someone who is unstopable.
Considered as the second-coming by some due to his lack of humanly characteristics. This mainly results by the percentage of ass he kicks compared to the times that his ass is kicked (which is none). Against unbeatable odds, he always wins, and kicks ass while he is doing so.
While he is not kicking ass he is typically supporting human and animal rights.
Considered as the second-coming by some due to his lack of humanly characteristics. This mainly results by the percentage of ass he kicks compared to the times that his ass is kicked (which is none). Against unbeatable odds, he always wins, and kicks ass while he is doing so.
While he is not kicking ass he is typically supporting human and animal rights.
The A-Team: Liam Neeson is seen directing Bradley Cooper in flying a tank.
Taken:
Liam Neeson goes to Europe and kicks unbelievable ass.
Clash of the Titans:
Liam Neeson plays Zeus.
See any movie featuring Liam Neeson to see for yourself
Taken:
Liam Neeson goes to Europe and kicks unbelievable ass.
Clash of the Titans:
Liam Neeson plays Zeus.
See any movie featuring Liam Neeson to see for yourself
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Get the Liam Neeson mug.The epitome of epic. 62 years old and can still kill everyone in sight without thinking twice. And not bad looking, either. The old guy everyone looks up to. Liam Neeson tops Chuck Norris.
He kicks butt while he kicks butt, and never gets his butt kicked. He is pure Jesus on a stick. Liam Neeson is a gift from God
He kicks butt while he kicks butt, and never gets his butt kicked. He is pure Jesus on a stick. Liam Neeson is a gift from God
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