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Neonteen
A website created by a certain member with the user name as kerplunk who has a very amusing dictionary definition.
Neonteen attracts alot of annoying newbies, and very cool members, this is a place where regulars are very regular, and the annoying excel in their occupation.
A very interesting place to be online.
Highly reccomended
Neonteen attracts alot of annoying newbies, and very cool members, this is a place where regulars are very regular, and the annoying excel in their occupation.
A very interesting place to be online.
Highly reccomended
Neonteen by The special lady. March 2, 2004
Neontaster's Law
Like Godwin's Law but for North Korea instead of Hitler.
Originally coined by an idiot fan of twitter user Neontaster after George Takei tweeted some smug bullshit about how crowds have to stand for the national anthem in North Korea, thus likening Trump to Kim Jong Un. Neontaster retweeted Takei's tweet with the suggestion that there needs to be some kind of Godwin's Law for North Korea.
Originally coined by an idiot fan of twitter user Neontaster after George Takei tweeted some smug bullshit about how crowds have to stand for the national anthem in North Korea, thus likening Trump to Kim Jong Un. Neontaster retweeted Takei's tweet with the suggestion that there needs to be some kind of Godwin's Law for North Korea.
Neontaster's Law by EddieBravoDid9/11 September 27, 2017
neontigers
neontigers by brooke henkel October 30, 2011
Neontha
A very talented beautiful person. She's smart but lacks common sense most of the time. She has a big booty and nice eyes. Likes to workout and is a very good student.
Neontha by aaaaaaaamanda December 2, 2011
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square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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