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neapolitan ice cream 

The mixture of cum, blood, and shit that comes out of an ass after being fucked.
I fucked your sister's ass so hard last night I made neapolitan ice cream.
neapolitan ice cream by worlddom September 15, 2008

Neapolitan ice cream 

A white woman with dyed red hair who's carpet doesn't match her drapes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Example 1-

Guy: so, does the carpet match the drapes?
Girl: no?
Guy: nice, like Neapolitan ice cream *points and winks*

Example 2-
Guy 1 : I banged this redhead last night but her bush was brown, I call that shit neapolitan ice cream.
Guy 2: damn bro, that's clever

Neapolitan Ice Cream 

When you ejaculate, cough up blood and shit at the same time
Guy 1: bro I just had some Neapolitan ice cream

Guy 2: gross

Neopolian icecream 

When you fuck someone in the ass so hard they bleed and you give them a cream pie then eat them out after they shit
My boyfriend Thievishshark69 gave me a mad neopolian icecream last night
Neopolian icecream by Pateints April 4, 2021

neapolitan ice cream 

The mixture of blood, cum, and shit that comes out of an ass after being fucked.
I fucked your sister so hard that she made neapolitan ice cream.
neapolitan ice cream by worlddom September 15, 2008

Neapolitan Ice Cream 

When you stick your fingers in a girl’s asshole, scoop out some shit, rub it in her pussy while she’s on her period, and cum in her.
Man, yesterday I fingered your sisters butthole while she was on her period, then I came in her and made the best Neapolitan Ice Cream
Neapolitan Ice Cream by Fefe 209 December 21, 2019