An outhouse; an outside no-running-water toilet in a small shed. True "Thunder Pavillions" are located at a cottage and situated out in the woods. Being a little "rough" and "ramshackle" helps. The door doesn't always close all the way. There also isn't necessarily a seat: a simple hole in a piece of plywood is often all there is. Common items found inside a Thunder Pavillion include cobwebs, a tin of ashes or lime, dust, 1-ply toilet paper, an old empty stubby beer bottle, and a stick. Normally used only in "desperate" situations, it can be a place of mystery, intrigue, and fear. Women traditionally do not use thunder pavillions; however they will if no other options exist. A moon cut into the door is a common marking. The thunder pavillion's natural habitat is in northern Ontario, Canada, but can be found worldwide nowadays.

After eating all of that chili, I had a turtlehead couldn't wait for Dave to get out of the bathroom, so I had to use the thunder pavillion. I also found out what that stick is used for...

thunder pavillion by Woodenhead May 11, 2006

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pavillionaire

A fan at dodgers stadium who sits in the left field pavilion. Often will be drunk, hispanic, and loud. Looking to start fights with fans of opposing teams as well as any usher who dare take away their beach ball.

A Giants fan was savagely beaten by two "pavillionaires" following the Dodgers' win on Opening Day. The pavillionaires are known locally as Smiley and Casper.

pavillionaire by theoregonduck April 20, 2011

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