Navarog
A chaos-loving agent of anarchy who tells outrageous lies purely for their own entertainment, believes everyone around them is a hallucination, yet somehow maintains a multinational real estate portfolio and treats Nutella as a sacred substance that must be consumed during all major life decisions. A navarog will convince you that gravity works backwards on Tuesdays just to watch you jump, all while denying you exist.
Kevin went full navarog at the party: told everyone the house was actually a submarine, denied humans were real, then tried to sell us all condos in Belgium while making us swear an oath on a jar of Nutella.
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