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National kick balls day 

On April 5th all woman can kick a man that had done something bad to the woman in the balls for example; raped her, abused her, harassed her etc. men who are innocent don‘t have to worry about getting kicked in the balls.
“Hey it’s national kick balls day! I’m going over to Jacks house how bout you?” “National kick balls day? Jack? What is that?” “Oh well see it’s where you can kick males who have done something bad to you in the balls! And jack well he did something to me so I have to get revenge!”

March 18 National kick balls Day

This is a day where everyone is allowed to kick someone in the balls
Stacy: Can i kick your balls?
John: of course not
Stacy: its march 18 national kick balls day
John: oh no

national kick a boys balls day 

on may 2nd we will kick a boys balls !
girl 1 - omg it’s national kick a boys balls day let’s go !

National Kick men's Balls day 

National Kick men's Balls day is a day that anyone can kick any mans balls whenever they want on April 25th
Person 1: what is national kick mens balls day?
Person 2: national kick men's Balls day is a day that anyone can kick a man's balls in revenge for national rape day which is a day before national kick men's Balls day

National Kick Guys in the Balls Day 

Tired of guys slapping your ass on April 7th? Well it's your lucky day on April 10th as it is national kick guys in the balls day so hunny, kick away just if you were kicking a soccer ball
"Hey Skylar, It's national kick guys in the balls day! "

National Kick Boys in the Balls Day 

A to celebrate assholes, give them a present of a lifetime. A nice kick in the balls. Occurs on April 13.
Oh my gosh, wanna go celebrate National Kick Boys in the Balls Day?!
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