March 6th, the one day a year you can finally see the nipple of that girl you've been wanting to see but never had the excuse or the balls to ask
Me: Do you know what day it is?
You: ...March 6th?
Me: Yes AND National Send Your Boobies Day
You: Well in that case I guess I have to send you my boobs Me: I don't make the rules, I just enforce them
This day (April 8th) is national boobie day so that means that if someone asks to touch, see, or get sent a picture of your boobies you have to let them