September 5thOn this day you should go through your
Instagram and unfollow all of the thots. They take up your liked and grow off of the energy of the virgin and horney.
This is a way to liberate yourself.
Dude 1: Dude, why did you just follow her, she’s a thot; it’s
September 5th.
Dude 2:
What does that mean?
Dude 1: You have
no chance with her and she just fiends for your likes. It’s “national unfollow thots day”!
Dude 2: You right, imma unfollow those thots.
*unfollows all thots*