National Tenant Day 

A day for landlords to shower their tenants with gifts and words of appreciation. Legend has it that the best landlords cook their tenants a hot meal before giving them gifts and reading them a bedtime story. National Tenant Day takes place on the first of October or the first of every month if you are a good landlord.

My name is Kyle and I plan to celebrate my amazing tenant Max on National Tenant Day!

National Tenant Day by AVeryCool-Person September 15, 2024

National David Tennant day 

13.8. is a national David Tennant day, remind a friend that today is a national David Tennant day with a silly picture of David Tennant

"Oh, I almost forgot today is a national David Tennant day!"
"Oh no how could you?!"

National David Tennant day by David Tennant admirer August 13, 2023

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016