National Jack Day

National jack day is every Tuesday of every month. It is the day you hang out with your Jack.

Daughter: “Oh my gosh mom it’s national jack day!”

Mom: “I’m so happy for you! Have fun hanging out with jack!”

National Jack Day by Jennyfromtheblocksss October 5, 2021

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national jack-off day

A day that everyman in the world has to jack off. The date of national jack-off day is May 5. The best time to jack-off would be 5:55 on 5/5.

Yo im so pumped cause tomorrow is national jack-off day and i can wait to bust a nut everywhere

national jack-off day by floppy sausage April 23, 2008

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national jack adams day

AUGUST 3
Annual holiday that honors and celebrates the achievements and life of jack adams.

how are you going to celebrate national jack adams day? - jenna
we are going to have a picnic in the park! -jack

national jack adams day by jenjenjenjenjenjenjen August 3, 2021

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National Jack Meuten Day

April 28th

Today is National Jack Meuten Day

National Jack Meuten Day by Yuh101010 April 28, 2022

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National Bitch Jack Ivers Day.

On this day, May 2nd. It will be National Bitch Jack Ivers Day. You get to throw him around like a little bitch.

person 1- “yo whats today?”

person 2-“its may 2nd”

person 1-“yoooo!!! its national bitch jack ivers day”

person 2- “lets go fuck him up hes pussy”

to define this word, national bitch jack ivers day means jack ivers is pussy
On this day, May 2nd. It will be National Bitch Jack Ivers Day. You get to throw him around like a little bitch.

National Bitch Jack Ivers Day. by pussyfairy May 2, 2022

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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