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national jack-off day 

A day that everyman in the world has to jack off. The date of national jack-off day is May 5. The best time to jack-off would be 5:55 on 5/5.
Yo im so pumped cause tomorrow is national jack-off day and i can wait to bust a nut everywhere

national jack adams day 

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Annual holiday that honors and celebrates the achievements and life of jack adams.
how are you going to celebrate national jack adams day? - jenna
we are going to have a picnic in the park! -jack

National Jack Meuten Day 

National Bitch Jack Ivers Day. 

On this day, May 2nd. It will be National Bitch Jack Ivers Day. You get to throw him around like a little bitch.
person 1- “yo whats today?”

person 2-“its may 2nd”

person 1-“yoooo!!! its national bitch jack ivers day”

person 2- “lets go fuck him up hes pussy”

to define this word, national bitch jack ivers day means jack ivers is pussy
On this day, May 2nd. It will be National Bitch Jack Ivers Day. You get to throw him around like a little bitch.

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004