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National Deadbeat Dad Day 

On August 4, this is the day that we all press F for respects to the deadbeat dads that were never there for us.
Today is National Deadbeat Dad Day, a day of remembrance for all the fallen fathers that failed to return home from the ‘getting some milk’ battle.”

National touch your dad day

Touch your dad anywhere 😉😉 Only on may 5th
I touched my dad on his thing on national touch your dad day on may 5th only

national make your dad buy you starbucks day 

October 13 is national make your dad buy you starbucksday.
did you know today was national make your dad buy you starbucks day?

No i did not!

National lil hair lying no dad having ass bitch day 

National lil hair lying no dad having ass bitch day is the best day for my ex

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026