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National Send Your Boobies Day 

March 6, the day when all of the guys in the friendzone can ask (and receive) pictures of boobs
*Females HAVE to send*
Me: Hey do you have any idea what day it is?
You: ...March 6th?
Me: Yes AND National Send Your Boobies Day
You: *Sends Boobs*
Me: Wow! Great tits

National Send Your Boobies Day 

March 6th, the one day a year you can finally see the nipple of that girl you've been wanting to see but never had the excuse or the balls to ask
Me: Do you know what day it is?
You: ...March 6th?
Me: Yes AND National Send Your Boobies Day
You: Well in that case I guess I have to send you my boobs
Me: I don't make the rules, I just enforce them

You: *Sends Boobs*

Me: Wow! Great Tits

National stick your face in your girl's boobies day 

Yes july 28th is the day where you get to nuzzle your face in the best of both worlds with no complaints
I can go and stick my face in my girlfriend's boobies because its national stick your face in your girl's boobies day!

National Boobie day 

This day (April 8th) is national boobie day so that means that if someone asks to touch, see, or get sent a picture of your boobies you have to let them
Hey it’s April 8th you know what That mean? It’s national boobie day

National Boobie Grabbing Day

The day that you are obligated to grab someones boobs otherwise you are gay.
”Hey Karen! It’s National Boobie Grabbing Day! Get those boobies out!”

Kevin: ”Bob, Karen let me touch her boobs

Today!”
Bob: ”But.... she’s my wife...”
*awkward silence*

December 28th National boobie pic day 

Make your gf send you a boobie pic on December 28th
Hey baby it's December 28th national boobie pic day