Nathan Peterman 

When you think of this of this man, a few things will come to mind. Legendary ineptitude, interceptions, terrible, "why is this guy in the league?" Honestly, I could go on but that would be insulting the power of this proud meme.

Nathan Peterman has thrown 5 interceptions today. What an achievement!

Nathan Peterman by Bonehead5000 April 24, 2020

Nathan Peterman 

A quarterback for the Buffalo Bills who was released by accident and then signed by the Oakland Raiders. He is the greatest quarterback to ever play the game of football and Iĺl tell you why. Many people consider Tom Brady the greatest QB of all time. However, Tom Brady has 4 Super Bowl losses while Nathan Peterman has never lost a Super Bowl. Therefore, Nathan Peterman is the G.O.A.T.

John: Hey Bob, did you know Tom Brady is the G.O.A.T? No one is a better QB than him!
Bob: Nathan Peterman is.
John: Whoops! Forgot about Nathan Peterman the GOD Iḿ sorry for disrespecting the greatest athlete of all time please forgive me!
Bob: Goodbye.
*John is then dragged down by hands that come through the ground and drag him to the depths of Hell.*

Nathan Peterman by bhjbtff tvuy yu January 29, 2019

Nathan Peterman 

The greatest quarterback to ever touch the field. Consensus G.O.A.T. Joe Montana and Tom Brady are quoted saying "Nothing compared to him" amd "If I were more like him, I could've won 10 super bowls".

There is no one who can compare to Nathan Peterman!

Nathan Peterman by CJaxPHI October 27, 2020

nathan peterman 

Basically the best qb in the nfl.

Nathan Peterman has never thrown a pick-six in his life.

nathan peterman by GovernmentLizard October 16, 2018

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019