Nasty Nestor

When two men have to take a shit at the same time and there is only one toilet available. The first man will sit on the toilet like a normal person, the second person will sit on top of the first person, facing them, they will place their asshole above the small open space between the first persons penis and the inner edge of the toilet seat. Giving both men an open airway to the water in the toilet.

Matt and Chris had to pull a Nasty Nestor because there was only one toilet available,

Nasty Nestor by Ronald McDickfart June 30, 2022

Nasty Nestor

When two men are taking a shit in the same toilet at the same time. The first man will sit on the toilet normally. The second man will sit on the first man’s lap. Straddling him, sitting face to face, so that he is able to poop in the small area i between the first man’s penis and the edge of the toilet seat. This can be a tricky maneuver but if accomplished can help save water due to less flushing.

Dan, other Dan and myself were on our way to Erie, we had to pull over at the rest stop to go to the bathroom. There was only one open stall so the Dans had to do a Nasty Nestor as we were short on time.

Nasty Nestor by Ronald McDickfart May 29, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016