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Nasty Asti

(n)

The nick-name for Matt Asti, member and bassist of most amazing band MGMT. Matt Asti obtained his nick-name from being a sex god and in a nut shell loving ladies down in a 'nasty' sort of way.
Girl: I just got loved down by Matt Asti!
other person: Oh darn! Was it totally hot and risque?
Girl: They don't call him Nasty Asti for nothin!
Nasty Asti by iwasaboner December 27, 2011
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Nasty Asti

The horniest chic of the flock, always down to give some head and loosen that pussy. Requires a massive cock and has very high standards. She is so nasty and is not afraid to show some skin, when you meet her you get a boner. You're always in for a treat when you meet this hunk of junk, big tots and booty aren't her only advantage she also has a killer pussy and gives a great head. Always up for fingering. Nothing is off the table, will play with you
Kyle: "woah me and this chica hit all the bases last night"
Carl: "she was a nasty asti wasn't she"
Kyle: " yea she was, damn her pussy was tight"
Nasty Asti by partyhard69 April 30, 2021

nastastic 

something so nasty that it is fantastic; nasty + fantastic = nastastic
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Nastpastification 

Doing "it" with a person in the past
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