The simpist person of all simps. Someone who simps for so many girls/boys that he/she loses count of the amount of girls he/she simps for. Usually they simp for celebs and especially Korean ones.

You such a nanzo

Nanzo by A friend of a Nanzo June 9, 2021

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Narzi

noun, plural Narzis
Abbreviation for Narcissist-Socialist

A person whose narcissistic drives manifest through self-identification as guardians of the working class and the poor. Narzi's primary concern is to self-advertise as such while having no little knowledge of the economy and providing no real solutions outside of populist Robin Hood ideas. Often, narzis do not come from the background marked by working-class hardship and are usually in a much more comfortable financial position than their professed proteges.
Narzies are the most numerous amongst the millennial generation.

The newly elected narzi MP seems to believe that money is infinite and the whole world could instantly live a Utopian dream if only some evil people she calls capitalists would let go of this infinite well of wealth.

Narzi by Lafo Mamone September 20, 2020

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Narnia Poo

Taking a shit in someones closet

This ones going straight to Narnia

BRB im gonna take a Narnia Poo

Narnia Poo by Zansen November 7, 2013

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Narnia Wardrobe

When a girl mysteriously stops putting out, much like the way the wardrobe to Narnia sometimes doesn't allow for penetration into the mysterious land beyond.

After that spanish seagull, she just turned into a narnia wardrobe. Fuck.

Narnia Wardrobe by fornicatia December 9, 2009

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Kickin' off in Narnia

The act of engaging in any illegal, immoral or indecent behavior in a closet or wardrobe. Most often used to describe reckless, impetuous, often drunken and unprotected sexual intercourse in any area with extrememly restrictive/limited space or a configuration not conducive to carnal activity.

You missed it last night Jimbo - it was kickin' off in Narnia! I had Jeana bent over in her mom's fuckin' broom closet. If she's walking normal today, it will be a miracle.

Kickin' off in Narnia by Texas Muck Savage October 17, 2011