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Narcotic nightstick

That pain killer induced huge turd you have to take before you can leave the hospital.
Andre: Man what a relief has was to leave that narcotic nightstick in the toilet the nurse had to check before they would discharge me from the hospital today.
Vince: Yeah those are the worst.

Andre: That thing stood straight up above the toilet bowl. Looked like a billy club. Last I heard on my way to freedom was the nurses aide cussing as she tried to plunge it down. There was some talk about whether they would have to cut it in half to get it to go down.
by cut the cards March 2, 2026
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