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Narcissa Malfoy 

Though she does have questionable ideologies, you can’t deny that she is the Queen of the MILFs. She is a woman with power, beauty, nerve. A woman who doesn’t love easily (but she would kill for the ones she does, or rather, lie right to the dark lord’s face for). Literally one of the largest contributing factors of Harry Potter’s victory. Narcissa Malfoy is also a very underrated person. Can be used to describe someone hot and badass that not enough people appreciate.
You can’t hate Narcissa Malfoy. Why? Cause she’s Narcissa DAMN Malfoy.
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Narcissa Malfoy 

Draco Malfoy's mother and Lucius Malfoy's wife. While she does believe Voldemort's views about Muggle-borns and half-breed/half bloods are correct, she lied to Voldemort and told him that Harry was dead in the Forbidden Forest, wanting to journey up to the castle to find her son, Draco Malfoy. Once Harry's 'dead' body was taken up to the castle, Harry battled Voldemort and defeated him. After the war, this act kept her immediate family (Lucius and Draco) out of Azkaban, the wizard prison. She's a part of the black family line, sister to Andromeda Tonks (formerly Black) and Bellatrix Lestrange, although she looks down on Andromeda because she married a muggle-born, Ted Tonks.
Person 1: Narcissa Malfoy is a bitch.

Person 2: But she lied to Voldemort!

Person 1: So?

Person 2: If she hadn't, Voldemort would've won the war!

Person 1: She's still a bitch.

Person 2: You're impossible.

*begin another useless conversation*
Narcissa Malfoy by Nicole2016 July 25, 2011

narcissa malfoy 

the egotistical bitch who is the mother to Draco Malfoy in the Harry Potter series. She thinks she is so fucking awesome and hot! I think Paris Hilton should play her in the film!
That chick is so full of herself just like Narcissa Malfoy!
narcissa malfoy by Diana_Banana February 24, 2009
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