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Narciss-Shit 

A Negative Person who is of average or below intelligence that has an over exaggerated sense of grandeur, usually attempting to bully or degradate someone based off of false perceptions that only that person can conjure up in their own mind. an overt internal projection of their own insecurities manifested as a boastful pride in an attempt to appear stronger and more exalted than they really are which comes off as annoying and irritating to interact with.
ღ Ɇʍҍҽɾ ღ : lol hes just less intelligent than a turd rolled in grease
Scout: hehe...and full of himself
ღ Ɇʍҍҽɾ ღ : thats what you call a Narciss-shit
Scout: haha
Narciss-Shit by Harlot O'scara January 10, 2019
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Narcissi-shit 

The feeling after being emotionally raped by a narcissist. Narcissist make you feel worthless, like you are a piece of shit.
I'm tired of the narcissi-shit of it all when it comes to having a conversation with them.
Narcissi-shit by T. Sharna November 25, 2023

narcisshitting 

Verb

The act of browsing social media while defecating, for the sole purpose of finding out how many likes/shares/comments/reblogs/upvotes, etc. your posts have garnered since you last checked.
"Were you masturbating in my bathroom? You were in there forever."

"Nah, I was just narcisshitting."
"...what's the difference?
narcisshitting by PoonDragoon August 6, 2016
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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