Narciphilia

Sexual attraction to one's self.

Adam: WTF DUDE ARE YOU MASTURBATING TO YOUR OWN PICTURE

Bob: yeah i have narciphilia

by dick butt fag November 23, 2016

Narcophilia

A paraphilia (fetish or kink) having to do with sleep. A narcophiliac may experience sexual arousal at the sight of their sleeping partner, at the feeling of being sleepy themselves, or may enjoy the idea of having sex with their partner while one or both of them is falling asleep. Narcophilia has nothing to do with death or dead bodies, though the word for the paraphilia known as "necrophilia" looks similar.

Joan: Were you getting it on with your girl while she was asleep? That's sick...
Tim: It's not what it looks like. She has narcophilia. She's down for it.

by moooBat September 17, 2014

narcopheliac

Someone who compulsively has sex with people while they are asleep.

I woke up last night and my girlfriend was having her way with me... what a narcopheliac.

by vivaviva July 23, 2010

narcophelia

The sexual attraction and ensuing intercourse with people when they are sleeping

"Yo dog, I banged up that sleeping bitch at the party last night."

"Shit, that's some whack narcophelia that you got up in her."

by C-Pain up in here April 6, 2008

narcophiliac

Used to describe a rare condition in which a person is aroused sexually by the sight of a sleeping partner. A sufferer of severe narcophilia will be aroused even by the sight of a sleeping stranger and may attempt to copulate with the stranger.

(Compare with necrophiliac/necrophile.)

Last night I came home exhausted and collapsed in bed. Omar saw me sleeping and thought he could get some without waking me up. I always knew he was a douchebag, but now I think he may also be a narcophiliac!

by FearTheBear January 11, 2009

narcrophilia

Falling asleep while having sex with dead people. Combination of necrophilia and narcolepsy. Often deadly, sufferers are given short periods of time to live.

Jim has narcrophilia, er, HAD narcrophilia, RIP Jim, RIP.

by Cowzilla, Pie lover extraordinare April 25, 2005

narcopheliac

A person who falls asleep while having sex with dead people.
Combination of necropheliac and narcoleptic.

That nigga fell asleep while doing the chick he shot

by mr.funnypants April 14, 2005