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Bust Napkins
1. Any material used to covertly clean up jizz. Bust napkins encompass everything from tissues to socks, and are frequently used when emergencies arise. Such emergencies include: having one's mother walk in, discreetly jerking off while one's roommate is asleep (those bathrooms are always so far away), and stealthily eradicating swimmers from one's bunk while in the Army.
2. The act of hastily covering up something.
3. An exclamation of excitement or awesomeness.
2. The act of hastily covering up something.
3. An exclamation of excitement or awesomeness.
1. Sidney Crosby was receiving a facial from every employee of ESPN when he heard his boyfriend walking down the hallway. Realizing that he had little time to wipe off the bust and would be seen walking to the bathroom, he quickly used a bust napkin and successfully eliminated the bust.
2. "So, dude, what did you think of Nancy Pelosi's newest statement about waterboarding?"
"Bust napkins, dude! She fought an ill-thought battle against the CIA and lost worse than Michael Moore at a sprinting competition."
3. "My new sound system is fucking bust napkins, bro!"
2. "So, dude, what did you think of Nancy Pelosi's newest statement about waterboarding?"
"Bust napkins, dude! She fought an ill-thought battle against the CIA and lost worse than Michael Moore at a sprinting competition."
3. "My new sound system is fucking bust napkins, bro!"
Bust Napkins by Captain Clint Dangler May 17, 2009
ass napkins
ass napkins by calimoe May 30, 2006
Napkins
Napkins by LoveHappyEndings August 4, 2011
courtesy napkins
Extra napkins left on the table at a fast food restaurant for the next napkin-lacking patrons to use.
A: You want these extras for your car?
B: Nah, leave 'em here for courtesy napkins.
I didn't know this burger would be this messy, thank God for these courtesy napkins.
B: Nah, leave 'em here for courtesy napkins.
I didn't know this burger would be this messy, thank God for these courtesy napkins.
courtesy napkins by DangerDog11 April 18, 2010
sanitary napkins
Sanitary napkins are used by girls during their monthly period so their blood wont scatter in their underwear. It can be in any sizes.
sanitary napkins by AnimeDaisuki17 June 18, 2014
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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