Napkiss

The act of affection from a mother to her child by giving kiss to her child's head.

Mom napkissed and slept beside her child.

by Ram singh November 17, 2019

Napkiss

Noun - Kissing somebody while they are asleep
Verb - To kiss somebody when they are asleep

The baby woke up when the mother napkissed him/her.

by IGIPSian November 17, 2019

Bust Napkins

1. Any material used to covertly clean up jizz. Bust napkins encompass everything from tissues to socks, and are frequently used when emergencies arise. Such emergencies include: having one's mother walk in, discreetly jerking off while one's roommate is asleep (those bathrooms are always so far away), and stealthily eradicating swimmers from one's bunk while in the Army.

2. The act of hastily covering up something.

3. An exclamation of excitement or awesomeness.

1. Sidney Crosby was receiving a facial from every employee of ESPN when he heard his boyfriend walking down the hallway. Realizing that he had little time to wipe off the bust and would be seen walking to the bathroom, he quickly used a bust napkin and successfully eliminated the bust.

2. "So, dude, what did you think of Nancy Pelosi's newest statement about waterboarding?"

"Bust napkins, dude! She fought an ill-thought battle against the CIA and lost worse than Michael Moore at a sprinting competition."

3. "My new sound system is fucking bust napkins, bro!"

by Captain Clint Dangler May 17, 2009

ass napkins

another name for toilet paper

im stuck on the bowl, theres no more ass napkins!

by calimoe May 30, 2006

Napkins

A different word for money, commonly used by rich people.

Hey man, hand me some of those napkins i'm gonna go to the store.

by LoveHappyEndings August 4, 2011

courtesy napkins

Extra napkins left on the table at a fast food restaurant for the next napkin-lacking patrons to use.

A: You want these extras for your car?
B: Nah, leave 'em here for courtesy napkins.

I didn't know this burger would be this messy, thank God for these courtesy napkins.

by DangerDog11 April 18, 2010

sanitary napkins

Sanitary napkins are used by girls during their monthly period so their blood wont scatter in their underwear. It can be in any sizes.

"I'm gonna buy some sanitary napkins, my monthly period is going to occur.. Maybe next week."

by AnimeDaisuki17 June 18, 2014