Namosapien 

Close relatives of Homo habilis who's diet consists of Gobar, Gaumutra and WhatsApp forwards.

Human : Hey, what you said is not true.

Namosapien : What do you know anti national? Do you know read Poopi Hindia? How much is Imran Khan paying you to betray your own country traitor?

Namosapien by GoKarunaGo February 3, 2021

novosapien 

A man who knows a fair amount about a variety of things, however lacks any particular expertiese. This man is likely to get wonderful ideas, but lack the know-how, or determination to see his ideas through. Not a result of lazyness, but general boredom with all things beyond step 5.

If you have ever had a great idea to invent something or start a business that would change the world... and have not followed through on it, then YOU are the perfect example of a novosapien!

novosapien by Mo.C February 17, 2006

netosapiens 

-noun
1. The next stage in the evolution of the geek, an uber-geek, a super-nerd.
2. An individual that is SO knowledgable in the matter of computers and internet that you can actually tell just by taking a look at him.

That Leroy guy is a total netosapiens...

netosapiens by jay-x April 25, 2008

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012