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Nakey Sleeps 

The act of affection shown between two connected souls in an attempt to make an ever lasting bond. This is a compassionate move which should not be taken lightly and involves the intimate closeness of the naked flesh.

The best way to describe this unique habit is probably as an "adult sleep over" with two or more body confident indivduals. The process involves naked incounters within the bedroom but with strictly no sexual activity and in the early hours of the morning. Talking, jokes, waking the other person up, singing, laughing and body exploration are all permitted aslong as the key rule of no sexual activity is adhered to.
"Can you take control? I've never experienced this before."

"He came over for more nakey sleeps last night, it never gets dull!"

"Theres so many possibilities for us in this activity."

Time: 12.56am - "I've been working all day on this essay I swear my work load is never ending, can I come over now to destress?"
Nakey Sleeps by NAKEYNOOO May 26, 2010
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i sleep naked 

the worst fucking larry fanfic to exist
whats your favorite larry fic?
probably i sleep naked
*runs away*
i sleep naked by anonymous April 5, 2021

I sleep naked 

Literally the worst fan fiction ever about Larry Stylinson. It romanticises aspergers and borderline personality disorder which are serious conditions, like dude, just say you’re stupid and go.
Person A: Have you read I sleep naked, it’s one of my favourites!

Person B: NOOO!! If you need fanfic recommendations you could've just said so, but I sleep naked is NOT IT. It romanticises mental illnesses.

Person A: what should I read then?

Person B: well, young and beautiful by velvetoscar, escapade by dolce_piccante, unbelievers by isthatyoularry, tired tired sea by mediawhore, and tonnes more.
I sleep naked by anonymous May 18, 2021

sleep naked day 

These are the days where you are supposed to sleep naked and freely!
Did you know today is Sleep Naked Day?
sleep naked day by Zaccy132 September 29, 2019
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026