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naked tree

NAKED TREE nay-ked tuh-ree (verb?)

A position ones boyfriend might assume, to hide from a child who might catch them sleeping in their mothers bed.
"Oh crap baby! My kid woke up...quick...naked tree!"
by Todd&Genelle April 23, 2008
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Naked Tree

NAKED TREE

A position ones boyfriend might assume, to hide from a child who might catch them sleeping in their mothers bed.
"Oh no! My kids up! Quick, be a naked tree"
by Todd&G April 24, 2008
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naked and up a tree

A more complicated way of being fucked, bridging a dynamic of two or more ways of being fucked
I was really naked and up a tree when i found out the girl i cheated on my wife with works in her office
by cwilly3 January 17, 2009
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a tree named willie

when one is stuck in a wild fire and they are near a pot bush and they inhale the smoke and then get stoned
"it was so sad when austin was in that wild fire"
"yeah but i hear he at least had a tree named willie"
by desicraig July 2, 2009
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