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NAKED TREE

A position ones boyfriend might assume, to hide from a child who might catch them sleeping in their mothers bed.
"Oh no! My kids up! Quick, be a naked tree"
by Todd&G April 24, 2008
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NAKED TREE nay-ked tuh-ree (verb?)

A position ones boyfriend might assume, to hide from a child who might catch them sleeping in their mothers bed.
"Oh crap baby! My kid woke up...quick...naked tree!"
by Todd&Genelle April 23, 2008
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