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Narwhaled 

When you take a dump with such force, the turd goes under water and pops out like a Narwhal then makes contact with your ass.
Hey Bob, I just took a dump and got Narwhaled. It was so bad I had to take a shower.
Narwhaled by TGoblin June 28, 2019

Narwhales 

NARWHALES SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN CREATING A COMMOTION CAUSE THERE SO AWESOME NARWHALES PRETTY BIG AND PRETTY WHITE AND CAN BEAT A POLAR BEAR IN A FIGHT like an underwater unicorn with an kick ass facial horn there the Jedi of the sea and stopped kathulu eating me just don't let them touch your balls and the inventors of shishcabobs
NARWHALES THEY ARE NARWHALES
Narwhales by renegade waffle February 25, 2009

narwhale juice 

The juice of a narwhale, which is a badass, underwater unicorn. Said juice can grant the ability to be sexy as hell, have almost as much harcore epicness as chuck norris, and pull the best pranks history has ever seen. One time use grants a life of insane amazingness.
Dude: Wow that guy is so much better than everything, he has to have used narwhale juice!
narwhale juice by Rose. A January 2, 2012

narwhale 

a whale with a long uniconish horn instead of a nose
TOURIST: wow! look at that fish with a long unicornish nose thing in the water!
TOUR GUIDE: that is called a narwhale
narwhale by dumb blondie June 1, 2005

Narwhale 

They are the unicorns of the sea and are seriously bad-ass
"woah look at that unicorn!"
"Bro, that a narwhale. it has a tail."
Narwhale by llamasarecool October 23, 2012

narwhale 

a mythical creature that is a cross between a dolphin and a unicorn. is the shape of a dolphin/killer whale with a unicorn horn
i enjoyed the story about the narwhale