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Jan 18 Word of the Day
1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.

In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.

2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.
1. Guy: "Aw man, I feel like absolute shit today."
Friend: "Yeah, same here. I hate Blue Monday."

2. "I wish I could sing Blue Monday to my ex-girlfriend, she's such a bitch."
by L_Roku August 31, 2007
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U.S. shadow government agency that touts the mission to save our freedoms and way of life by destroying our freedoms and way of life.
by BrainCell August 19, 2013
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No Strings Attached, but it doesn't refer to a type of relationship, but to the willingness/desire to have sex without the necessity of a relationship. NSA means lets have some fun without creating any obligations beyond the moment. We do what we do tonight and dont ever have to see each other again. But without the negative connotation of one-night stand, even if that is what it is.
ISO of partner for mutual good time NSA.
by Roger M. December 20, 2005
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Stands for "National Stalker's Association" A group of people who is very good at finding personal information.
Guy 1: Dude, I saw this chick taking pictures of me outside my window
Guy 2: She must've been part of the NSA
by thatgirlwithashoulderfetish September 13, 2015
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National Security Agency; the United States cryptologic organization that coordinates and directs highly specialized activities to protect United States information systems and to produce foreign intelligence information.
The NSA headquarters is in Maryland outside Washington, D.C.; the "crystal palace."
by Dancing with Fire September 03, 2012
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