Single successful individual with no time to spend in the bars looks for NSA relationship. - craigslist
by Anonymous July 12, 2003
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U.S. shadow government agency that touts the mission to save our freedoms and way of life by destroying our freedoms and way of life.
by BrainCell August 19, 2013
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No Strings Attached, but it doesn't refer to a type of relationship, but to the willingness/desire to have sex without the necessity of a relationship. NSA means lets have some fun without creating any obligations beyond the moment. We do what we do tonight and dont ever have to see each other again. But without the negative connotation of one-night stand, even if that is what it is.
ISO of partner for mutual good time NSA.
by Roger M. December 20, 2005
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National Security Agency; the United States cryptologic organization that coordinates and directs highly specialized activities to protect United States information systems and to produce foreign intelligence information.
The NSA headquarters is in Maryland outside Washington, D.C.; the "crystal palace."
by Dancing with Fire September 3, 2012
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Stands for "National Stalker's Association" A group of people who is very good at finding personal information.
Guy 1: Dude, I saw this chick taking pictures of me outside my window
Guy 2: She must've been part of the NSA
by thatgirlwithashoulderfetish September 13, 2015
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NSA Stands for National Security Agency they probably spy on you and they are probably part of the Illuminati because if you spell Illuminati backward, it makes itanimulli but if you go to itanimulli.com it goes to the NSA website which is pretty creepy. Remember they are always watching you. All of the Whistle-Blowers that leaked all the NSA information say that they spy on you and that they do "total population control" so you are probably being watched by the NSA right now. Look out of your window...
"oh my god I think we were watched by the NSA"
"that guy was following us I think he's part of the NSA"
"This guy is part of the NSA he so creepy"

friend: is that a black car following us?
me: I think it's the NSA
by cIassics March 7, 2021
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