John Doe 1: How the fuck do they know I like to fuck goats?!
John Doe 2: It's NSA

NSA: John Doe 1, you're under arrest, we're going to have to confiscate your hardware, you have right to remain silent if you choose to give up that right we will still our hardware into.
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"Let's have a sexual relationship, NSA (no strings attached)" -meaning there would be no further commitment after sex
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see also Big Brother and 1984.

They listen to every radio transmission/telephone call/ etc. etc.
If it's got an antenna attached to it, the NSA is listening
by IrishRepublicanArmy November 13, 2003
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Pronounced 'En-Sas', positive acronym meaning no strings attached sex. Similar in use to ONS however usually used when it meant nothing to both parties.
trevor: so you seeing that girl now or what geezer?
tony: nah man, strictly NSAS, on the real.
trevor: seen?
tony: seen, she's safe wit that tho.
trevor: seen.
by 2toN aka second to none June 26, 2007
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NSA is an abbreviation for "Nuclear Shit Attack". This is when you have a sudden and powerful onset of diarrhea that comes clear out of the blue. Can lead to sharting and other embarassing situations.
I had to give up my place in line when I was suddenly hit with an NSA!
by scorpio169 March 15, 2010
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