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NRL Supporter 

A person with a very low IQ, very confused with their life and spends their life on Centrelink payments and bagging out Australian rules football, the REAL Australian game🇦🇺
NRL is a game that is played by obese inbred spastics that bum each other in the rooms and sexually abuse women and in some cases, even film the act. A typical NRL fan lacks the knowledge of knowing that Aussie rules has always been and will always be the No. 1 Australian game and actually requires skill, rather than just throwing a ball backwards, running for about 5 metres and barging into some other overweight fuck knuckle.
Most of these types are found in NSW and QLD where the number of heads is not considered a birth defect.
NRL supporter: Fuck man, Gayfl sucks. Why can’t they follow a real Australian football like rugby league?

AFL supporter: Because us AFL fans are much more logical and follow a proper Australian game that was actually invented in our country and not some shitty ass-fingering game from England. You guys are nothing more than just a bunch of cockbags that have got nothing better to do than bag us out so wake the fuck up to yourself, and start showing some respect to the real Australian game!

NRL fan: Sorry . . . (gets down on knees and starts sucking dick)

NRL fanboy #1: What team do you follow in the NRL?
NRL fanboy #2: I’ll root for a team once you get your cock out of my mouth!
NRL Supporter by Crowsfan91 November 25, 2019
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