(archaic)
The National Rugby League, otherwise known as the
game that N o-one
R eally L ikes.
It is a distant second in popularity to the most
popular and most participated in sport in
Australia, AFL. NRL or rugby league is played without exception by those not skilled enough to play AFL and in general by rapists, those who enjoy being shot at, and those who enjoy fingering
men. It is spectated by those who have the mental capacity equivalent to a
peanut, or those who do not possess the cognitive skill to watch AFL. NRL has been recently overtaken in supporter and crowd figures by the act of watching plastic decompose.
Modelled on the ancient sport whereby Neanderthals ran into each other with early forms of saucepans on the heads, NRL has been obsolete since the
time that Neanderthals developed their first brain cells, and wondered what the fuck they were doing.
An average NRL match is the biggst assembly of homosexuals in the calendar year (provided anyone actually tuns up), excluding the Sydney Gay and
Lesbian Mardi Gras, although one could argue that this event is participated in solely by NRL players and supporters anyway.
