noodly appendage 

A weapon of mass destruction

Let Fsm touch you with his noodly appendage.

noodly appendage by Olof8900 January 18, 2017

his noodly apendage 

in pastafarianism, the one true lord the flying spagetti monster uses his noodly apendages as his method of divine intervention.

some times used as a greating or fare well 'may his noodly apendage forever touch you' is synominous with'may chist be with you'

his noodly apendage by scavanna June 9, 2009