NOCG

Number of Craps Given.

A points system used at certain workplaces to determine how much one should care based on how much other parties care.

"I would have completed that project yesterday, but my NOCG score is way too low because the other team is a bunch of assholes."

by pray&spray April 25, 2015

NOCGFY

NOCGFY = No one cares, go fuck yourself. Popularized on internet message boards

Desy posted a new thread about how much she ate last night, and I replied with "NOCGFY".

by Dawn Keedic January 1, 2009

NOCGFY

No one cares go fuck yourself. An abbreviation used in text messages and in online chat rooms.

Tim: I just made $10 on a scratch off.
Tim's former friend who now thinks he's a douche: NOCGFY.

by wattsbox April 4, 2009