nmj

Abbreviation for "Not My Job", commonly used in the work place in response to tasks not related or relevant, or when one cannot be bothered. It often evolves to a double repetition - "NMJ NMJ" which rolls elegantly off the tongue.

Your Manager: Hey I want you to summarise a report for client rollout.

You: NMJ NMJ!

by Aragon> Frodo September 12, 2013

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by hgfdxcvbhjk April 28, 2022

NMJ

Not my job

Colleague: "A new handbook should be made for this department."
You: "I agree, but NMJ."

by Sadly Lemming January 5, 2024