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Abbreviation for "Not My Job", commonly used in the work place in response to tasks not related or relevant, or when one cannot be bothered. It often evolves to a double repetition - "NMJ NMJ" which rolls elegantly off the tongue.
Your Manager: Hey I want you to summarise a report for client rollout.

You: NMJ NMJ!
nmj by Aragon> Frodo September 12, 2013
Words you can keep
Not my job
Colleague: "A new handbook should be made for this department."
You: "I agree, but NMJ."
NMJ by Sadly Lemming January 5, 2024
Related Words
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If you found this, congratulations
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anna: so whatcha doing?
betty: nmjt
nmjt by Libralove August 27, 2009
Nothing
Much
Just
Chilling
What
About
U (You)
Me: Hey, what's up?
You: NMJCWBU?
Me: Same
Bob- "Whats up?"

Bill- "nmjc, you?"
nmjc by Ranma_Saru November 25, 2003
Acronym for 'not much, just chilling, how about you?'

Typically used for IMing and texting

nm - not much
jc - just chilling
hbu - how 'bout u/ how about you
Person 1- Hey, what's up?
Person 2- Nmjchbu?
Person 1- Same.
nmjchbu by udaddicttttt December 31, 2010
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