nmj

Abbreviation for "Not My Job", commonly used in the work place in response to tasks not related or relevant, or when one cannot be bothered. It often evolves to a double repetition - "NMJ NMJ" which rolls elegantly off the tongue.

Your Manager: Hey I want you to summarise a report for client rollout.

You: NMJ NMJ!

nmj by Aragon> Frodo September 12, 2013

NMJ

Not my job

Colleague: "A new handbook should be made for this department."
You: "I agree, but NMJ."

NMJ by Sadly Lemming January 5, 2024

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nmjt 

nothing much just thinking

anna: so whatcha doing?
betty: nmjt

nmjt by Libralove August 27, 2009

NMJCWBU 

Nothing
Much
Just
Chilling
What
About
U (You)

Me: Hey, what's up?
You: NMJCWBU?
Me: Same

NMJCWBU by This Girl Right Here! July 8, 2012

nmjc 

Nothing much, just chilling...

Bob- "Whats up?"

Bill- "nmjc, you?"

nmjc by Ranma_Saru November 25, 2003

nmjchbu 

Acronym for 'not much, just chilling, how about you?'

Typically used for IMing and texting

nm - not much
jc - just chilling
hbu - how 'bout u/ how about you

Person 1- Hey, what's up?
Person 2- Nmjchbu?
Person 1- Same.

nmjchbu by udaddicttttt December 31, 2010