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Abbreviation for "Not My Job", commonly used in the work place in response to tasks not related or relevant, or when one cannot be bothered. It often evolves to a double repetition - "NMJ NMJ" which rolls elegantly off the tongue.

Your Manager: Hey I want you to summarise a report for client rollout.

You: NMJ NMJ!

nmj by Aragon> Frodo September 12, 2013

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NMJ

Not my job

Colleague: "A new handbook should be made for this department."
You: "I agree, but NMJ."

NMJ by Sadly Lemming January 5, 2024

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nmjt

nothing much just thinking

anna: so whatcha doing?
betty: nmjt

nmjt by Libralove August 27, 2009

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NMJCWBU

Nothing
Much
Just
Chilling
What
About
U (You)

Me: Hey, what's up?
You: NMJCWBU?
Me: Same

NMJCWBU by This Girl Right Here! July 8, 2012

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nmjc

Nothing much, just chilling...

Bob- "Whats up?"

Bill- "nmjc, you?"

nmjc by Ranma_Saru November 25, 2003

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nmjchbu

Acronym for 'not much, just chilling, how about you?'

Typically used for IMing and texting

nm - not much
jc - just chilling
hbu - how 'bout u/ how about you

Person 1- Hey, what's up?
Person 2- Nmjchbu?
Person 1- Same.

nmjchbu by udaddicttttt December 31, 2010

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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