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A NIX P is someone who is unable to stick to a diet for longer than 4 hours, but claims to have a shredded god-like physique. A NIX P is typically in the friend zone with the ladies but claims to be a pussy magnet. A NIX P is that guy who is always dead broke but claims to have 25k in the bank. A NIX P is someone that loves to roast but gets emotional when he gets roasted. A NIX P is generally someone who continuously dribbles complete and utter bullshit to make himself look like someone he isn't.
Nathaniel started his diet today and already broke it, he's doing a NIX P.

My mate got called buddy by the chick he likes, he got NIX P'd.

I did a NIX P the other day and told this chick my bank is loaded.. I have to ask my parents for money.

That guy over there is such a NIX P, he's decked out in Gucci gear but can't afford a frozen coke from HJ's.

That guy has been going to the gym for 6 years but hasn't changed, is he doing a NIX P?
NIX P by Jason Genova August 3, 2017
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Nix-Nix-Pix-Nix

A middle aged man who plays computer games and has large man Breats.
"Did you see that Nix-Nix-Pix-Nix who just went by"

"he too old for those games, and look at those boobs!, hes so a Nix-Nix-Pix-Nix.

A term used when you see a person, place or thing that is very unwelcome. The disgusting person, place or thing is the pox. Nix becomes "i want none of that".
When passing a cafe where you have had bad food you gesture to the place and say, to your friend, pox nix.
pox nix by My brother's sister September 4, 2017

Punch Buggy (Colour) nix 

It is a game played by punching the person next to you when ever you see a VW Beetle.
Eg. If its Green you will punch the person next to you and say Punch Buggy (Colour) Nix! Three in a row is a hat trick!
a really fun way to have anal
oh i nixpc'd my girl last night
nixpc by nixpcer January 15, 2022

Nixplagiarism 

The word came from lazy white people who live in America and don't feel like doing their own work. The words meaning is when you bypass a plagiarism checker by using a highly secretive technique that is unknown to most. Its mainly used in essays, important FBI documents, and presidential documents. To learn this technique you can search "how to avoid plagiarism checkers" on youtube
"Hey man did you finish your essay about asian evolution?"
"Oh yeah I found all of the answers online and copied out the whole thing. But I used nixplagiarism so the teacher will never catch me for plagarism even with the best plagarism checkers."
A way to fuck.
I want to nixpc my girl.
nixpc by Pussyfooted April 2, 2019
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